This was supposed to be a funny YouTube comment but then it got way too real

The lusty cries of my child rip me out of sweet nothingness I stumble downstairs, smacking the light switch Fill the bottle up to 270ml of water Add 9 spoons of powdered milk, screw on teat, and microwave for exactly 45 seconds (5 seconds for every 30ml is the rule of thumb, for my microwave […]

Reasons Not To Breastfeed (by a breastfeeding mother)

OH HELL NO YOU DON’T IT’S 11PM FOR- Too late, the editor’s open. I have to write the article now. What was it about again? Oh yes. I tend to avoid bandwagons. For instance, I don’t read the news daily, I just wait until a bunch of peopleĀ on social media start talking about it, and […]

The Things I Love About Her

To anyone who stumbled on this article without knowing what it’s about, no, this is not about all the things I love about my lesbian lover. I don’t have a lesbian lover, because a) my libido is on maternity leave, and (therefore?) b) my partner and I are not in an open relationship right now. […]

Third Trimester Emotional Roller Coaster

(seriously though I really love that top, it’s the only thing that I can wear comfortably without looking like a sack of potatoes) Typical me to avoid blogging only to start at 10pm, knowing that I always take at least 2hrs to write a blog post. It’s not that I’ve had nothing to say. Rather, […]

Vital Information Concerning Toddlers

Remember last week when we had our eight-month-old niece round for the day? Well, yesterday we had her older sister, who is two-and-a-half, just for the afternoon. The first thing you need to know about toddlers is that they are more difficult to take care of than babies even if they are relatively obedient, and […]

Gender reveal, random allergies and existential crises.

Update: it’s a girl! We didn’t take a video this time, to my regret, because the pictures aren’t as clear and whole as they were before, but here’s one anyway: It’s been a while (by which I mean it’s been about two weeks without a rant). I guess this is because I’m feeling better, which […]