Housework Motivation (or at least comfort).

Basically I’m procrastinating. But listen – I have decided to procrastinate in a productive way. Sort of. Or at least in a way that will make you feel better. If you’re reading this then you probably know me, but if you don’t, I’m a 31-year-old definitely-adult stay-at-home mum. I have one 15-month old toddler. She […]

This was supposed to be a funny YouTube comment but then it got way too real

The lusty cries of my child rip me out of sweet nothingness I stumble downstairs, smacking the light switch Fill the bottle up to 270ml of water Add 9 spoons of powdered milk, screw on teat, and microwave for exactly 45 seconds (5 seconds for every 30ml is the rule of thumb, for my microwave […]

Vital Information Concerning Toddlers

Remember last week when we had our eight-month-old niece round for the day? Well, yesterday we had her older sister, who is two-and-a-half, just for the afternoon. The first thing you need to know about toddlers is that they are more difficult to take care of than babies even if they are relatively obedient, and […]