The Things I Love About Her

To anyone who stumbled on this article without knowing what it’s about, no, this is not about all the things I love about my lesbian lover. I don’t have a lesbian lover, because a) my libido is on maternity leave, and (therefore?) b) my partner and I are not in an open relationship right now. […]

Several Infallible Arguments To Not Shave Your Legs While Pregnant.

(Clickbaity title is clickbaity) You’re pregnant. The whole point of shaving your legs, from a cultural-evolutionary perspective (which is a concept I just invented), was to attract a mate in order to reproduce, right?¬†You’re done with the “attracting a mate” part, ergo you no longer need to shave your legs. What do you mean, you […]